MacGyver Meal

MacGyver Meal, noun: to make a dinner out of whatever random ingredients you have in your house. Credit for this one goes to the wife.

Honeymaroon

verb: for newlyweds to become stranded while on their post-wedding vacation celebration.

suckedcess

noun: an unpleasant experience that nonetheless yields a positive outcome.

Beijingle

Beijingle, n: a short, catchy song promoting the capital of China

Camplane

Camplane, n: the aircraft that fly John McCain and Barack Obama around.

Yeah, I think it's dumb, too.

Goldwash

Goldwash, v: to use the dazzling spectacle of the modern Olympics to obscure and distract from a record of oppression and environmental destruction.