Wednesday, May 30, 2001
I really hate the phone company. I mean, really, really hate them. Really, really, really hate them. My hatred for the phone company is too great to be contained by mere language; when I seek to express this hatred for the phone company in words, my hatred scoffs at these simple constructs of sound and shreds them apart into whimpering phonemes evaporating into mist, so weak are they in the face of the terrible rage that is my hatred for the phone company.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.