Oh yeah. And what's the deal with chases in movies through Chinatown? Are we supposed to believe that Chinese people have a parade every frickin' hour of every frickin' day of every frickin' week? It's so tired. I think I'm going to start counting how often that happens. #1: "Jade." Man. What a piece of cinematic crap that was. I couldn't bring myself to look directly at it for fear of being blinded. Luckily, I could rip myself away after 10 minutes and do something intelligent (playing quake) to regain my brain function. Don't see this movie. Just take my word for it that it has a cliche Chinatown scene.

One thing you should see are the "Wallace and Gromit" short films. Those are neato. From the dudes who did "Chicken Run," except long before. Charming and endearing they are.

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