Wednesday, March 28, 2001

Oh my god:

In the brutal Nov. 12 battle to keep the Germans from breaking through to the Volga, "only one man survived from the marine infantry guarding the regimental command post. His right hand was smashed and he could no longer fire. He went down into the bunker, and on hearing that there were no reserves left, filled his cap with grenades. 'I can throw these with my left hand,' he explained. Close by, a platoon from another regiment fought until only four were left alive and their ammunition ran out. A wounded man was sent back with the message: 'Begin shelling our position. In front of us is a large group of fascists. Farewell comrades, we did not retreat.'"
Another futile salvo in the attempt to teach the West that Russia won the worst war ever.

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Monday, April 09, 2001

Run, do not walk, to your nearest movie theater and see "Memento." Do it. Do it do it do it do it do it!

I invented me a poker game. Just before you start real dealing, every player gets one card face-up. That is that player's personal wild card. I cannot play that card, but if I get another of the same value in my hand, that is a wild card. After that determination, just play a normal game. I think stud games are best, because you can see if the other players got their wild card in their up cards, and resent them for getting yours. Now I just need a name for it...

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Tuesday, January 22, 2002

Universal Turing Machine in XSLT. Why would you want to do this? Ever? This is insane.

( code | geek | cool | whoa )

Tuesday, February 19, 2002

From the ...za? department: Tempest for Eliza Tempest for Eliza is a Program that uses your computer monitor to send out AM radio signals. You can then hear computer generated music in your radio.

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Tuesday, March 05, 2002

You're kidding, right? According to NY Times article, Radical New Views of Islam and the Origins of the Koran, 'the virgins who are supposedly awaiting good Islamic martyrs as their reward in paradise are in reality "white raisins" of crystal clarity rather than fair maidens.'

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Friday, March 15, 2002

Home sweet home:

This spring one of two Vermont teenagers charged with the knifing murder of two Dartmouth College professors will go on trial. The case offers entry to a disturbing subject -- acts of lethal violence committed by "ordinary" teenagers from "ordinary" communities, teenagers who have become detached from civic life, saturated by the mythic violent imagery of popular culture, and consumed by the dictates of some private murderous fantasy.

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Friday, May 31, 2002
The Apocalypse is surely on its way. The next reality tv show? E! brings us The Anna Nicole Smith Show. Sounds bad, doesn't it? It gets worse. Part of the show will be her hunt for a sperm donor. Apparently she's already reproduced once; she has a 16-year old son.

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Burlington High School Scholars' Bowl Lexicon. My mom found this. It would normally be just slightly interesting, since I was a participant in the Scholars' Bowl in Vermont and Burlington was a nearby school, but for this entry:

Gangatirkar (v) - To be totally intimidated during the practice round and blown out during a match. Original done to BHS by Essex it is now a regular activity of the BHS team in regional play. As in: We really got gangatirkarred by Riverdale at the National Scholastics Championship! Derived from 1995-96 Essex star Kalen Gangatirkar and his answers such as STAR TREK (see below).
I have never been jargon before.

On a more sobering note, I got an email from my friend Dan today, who was also on the Scholars' Bowl team with me. Yesterday, Sue Pasco, our former Scholars' Bowl coach, died of cancer at the young age of 56. She was a great lady and will be missed.

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Friday, January 17, 2003

I have received inquiries (1) regarding the two jobs. Specifically, people (again, 1) want to know what they are. One was a contract job to implement an ecommerce site for real estate listings and what are called virtual tours. It wasn't anything fancy by itself, but the thing is, they wanted me to do everything. They wanted me to define the product, come up with a schedule, spec out hardware and software and services, design it, implement it, test it, document it, and maintain it. Everything. It was pretty daunting, but I had some good advice from friend Phil. Little of it was anything I hadn't done before. What was different was doing it all and also being completely self-directed.

The other job was a permanent position at the LBJ Foundation in conjunction with the LBJ School of Public Affairs at UT and the LBJ Library. This one is a rather open-ended job, most likely being a lot more than just programming. The LBJ School gets a lot of requests for assistance from various organizations (governmental and not) to determine and implement policy. The main guy here is concerned mainly with technology policy. Part of what they're looking for from this job is someone who does research on new technologies, reads up on them, and possibly tries out the more interesting ones to see how they work. Out of that would come both useful work for the LBJ School and Library as well as the organizations coming to them for help, but also (hopefully), useful recommendations on the capabilities of various pieces of software and perhaps even useful insight into relevant policy considerations. They are looking towards a general plan of having software that they can deploy to help all sorts of organizations "do stuff." It's vaguely defined right now, but there's real potential.

Last weekend I had a lot of time to think about it. Well, I didn't really need the time. Psychologists say you decide first and then rationalize. That was true in my case. Both of these jobs came along in early December, but the contract one moved more quickly. We had gotten to the product definition, which I presented to them on Wednesday the 8th. We hashed out features, target audiences, and other non-technical requirements for the project. The following day, I met the LBJ people face-to-face for the first time after many emails and phone calls. We sat down and they described for me what they wanted this job to become. I more or less decided to take it right then, but spent a few days firming up the decision and making sure it was rational.

With the contract job, I felt it was something that would really stretch my abilities. I was also intimidated, but I tried to avoid letting that influence anything. In the end, I don't think it did. The contract job offered (much) more money, but they were only looking at a six month gig to start. It was quite possible that it would grow into more, but given my experience, I wanted more security. Then there was some flip-flopping on their end that left a sour taste in my mouth. First they wanted to make it a contract. Then after our initial meeting, they offered a full time job as a regular employee, which took me a bit by surprise, but really appealed to me. Then after a couple days, they unoffered the job, saying they wanted to define the project better. After we defined it all, then they said they wanted to go forward, but switched back to making it a short-term contract. Needless to say, that was a little off-putting. Even so, I probably wouldn't have taken it. While that job offered more responsibility and money than I'd had in any job before, there wasn't anything fundamentally special about it. Jobs like that come up all the time. I'm not saying I could get them, but that's a relatively normal sort of job. The LBJ job was different. They wanted a programmer, a liaison, and a policy advisor. It is a unique opportunity, one that doesn't come along very often. I had to jump at it. It helped that the people I met were smart and easy-going, with the lefty liberal bent that I favor. Apparently they discovered this site and thus my incoherent screeds against the Bush administration, which actually raised my standing, something I did not expect at all. Also the run-on sentences. And the fragments. So to sum up. Job 1: money, responsibility. Job 2: security, growth, and just a better feel. The thing is, both of these jobs are better than any other job I've been offered in the past. Better than any job I've interviewed for, even the Amazon one (thanks to mute who could get me in the door, but couldn't get them to recognize my talents. Their fault, not his.). Quite possibly better than any job I've even applied for, and in my ~15 months of un-/semi-employment, that works out to a bunch. When it rains...

So. I start on Tuesday. It was going to be Monday, but apparently that is a holiday for them. One of the benefits of working for the LBJ Foundation is that, even though it is a private organization, they have the same holiday/vacation policies as the federal LBJ Library since they work so closely together. I'm going to be employed by the Foundation even though most of my work will be for the School because the UT and federal hiring practices are so byzantine and wrapped in red tape that I would never have been hired. The first project will be working with the Beaumont Foundation. Insofar as I've gathered, they are a group of lawyers wrapped around a big pot of money. There was this big class action lawsuit against Toshiba* . It was about, of all things, faulty floppy disk drives. It was finally settled for $2.6 BILLION dollars. That's a whole lot of money. Apparently, funds from the settlement that weren't claimed by some deadline (I am inferring this part) were to be allocated to a fund to help bridge the digital divide in America (that I know). Basically, my new boss will be helping the Beaumont Foundation spend $300 MILLION on Toshiba equipment that they will give away to poor and underprivileged kids across the country. It's pretty crazy. So this will be the initial source of money and the testbed for the new projects, whatever they might be. I realize how vague it all sounds. It isn't so much unknown as difficult to articulate. No doubt I will post more about it as parts get fleshed out; it's pretty exciting. Oh yeah. And one other thing: they're going to want to make all of the code that we write to be Free Software. How cool is that? The things you can do when profit isn't a motive...

As far as the real estate people go, I have directed them to my friend Phil, who I think will do an excellent job for them. The lady with whom I had most of my dealings was disappointed by my decision in a way that warmed my heart, but she also understood my reasoning. Hopefully she and Phil will come to an agreement and that will all work out.

That enough for you, Jothan?

Semi-ironically, I bought a Toshiba laptop shortly after Christmas. It was a really good deal: 14.1" LCD, 20GB HD, 1.2 GHz Celeron (PIII Celeron, not the P4 one), DVD-ROM, and 256MB RAM for $800 (real money, not after rebates). Practically everyone who sells this (1200-S123) is charging $1100 and up. I am in fact typing this on it right now. It is too cool. Plus Jessica and I have computers to use at each others' residences now. Yes, I have been a terrible, geeky influence. And it will only get worse: I will have a new laptop of my choice as part of my compensation (from Toshiba, of course). I will delay my acquisition until 802.11g (aka Wireless-G) is available built-in. And maybe those 17" LCD Apple Powerbooks will infect Toshiba. That would be so awesome.

( (un)employment | whoa )

Monday, January 20, 2003

Afterlife Telegrams. I am speechless.

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Tuesday, January 28, 2003

Keanu Reeves gave up his box office share to make "Matrix" sequels. Whoa. That is astounding. His calculated share of the gross was $38 million, but he gave up his rights to points of the gross because the movie had budget problems. That is a lot of money. And as far as I can tell, it wasn't a quid pro quo; he just gave back what had been given to him in his contract. The movies would have been made regardless, but they probably would have been inferior.

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Wednesday, March 12, 2003

This woman emailed me after the amphetameme bot scraped her site. I went to look at her weblog and noticed a detail that made me curious. I did a couple more minutes of investigating and it turns out that she lives in Essex Junction, VT. i.e., my hometown. She wasn't anyone I know, though, having moved there in 1999. Crazy stuff.

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Sunday, June 01, 2003

I am having an awesome time looking at the modded cars on Beaterz. Please, do yourself a favor and look at these. 1, 2, 3, and 4. There are other winners sprinkled throughout as well.

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Thursday, June 26, 2003

From The Smoking Gun by way of Fark, I give you the Scariest. Mugshot. EVER.

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Friday, June 27, 2003

This is crazy. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't found multiple sources. Apparently, in May, doctors delivered by surgery a baby that had developed in her mother's liver. Somehow the fertilized egg exited the fallopian tube and attached to the mother's liver. The baby developed (apparently) normally. Apparently they had discovered that the mother's uterus was empty when performing a routine ultrasound. They only discovered that the baby was in the liver when they began the surgery to deliver the baby, about one week before the normal end of term. The baby was initially placed on a ventilator, but is now breathing fine. The mother is also doing fine. link 1 and link 2.

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Thursday, August 07, 2003

As of about 10 minutes ago, and for at least 20 minutes before that, it's 107 degrees fahrenheit. That's about 42 celsius. But it's a dry heat. Me likey.

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Friday, November 05, 2004

Twice now I have received solicitations from Cash America for "payday loans." They offer short-term loans with few hassles so you can "pay the bill, not the late fees." The kicker? For a $300 loan for two weeks, you must pay back $354. That's $54 of interest after just 14 days. They have kindly done the math for you: that's an APR of 469%. That is not a typo. How desperate or irresponsible do you have to be for that? What kind of late fees are we talking about that could justify that? 1 If this country can deny domestic partners hospital visitation rights, we can make this kind of predation illegal. Usury is a sin in Christianity, after all, and it clearly damages society. I'm sure the evangelical Christians will get right on it.

1 Answer: none. This money isn't because you returned "Freddy Got Fingered" two days late.

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Monday, November 22, 2004
Holy crap. We are getting lightning and thunder and rain like it's the apocalypse. The dogs are freaking out and so am I every time I hear a house-shaking boom a half second after the flash. The radar map shows a smear of angry yellow and red from Waco to south of San Antonio, and it's all moving in a roughly northerly direction, meaning we're maybe half done.

( whoa | austin | house )

Seriously, take a look at local radar map. That stuff over College Station north of Houston is what hit us last night, and it's still coming down. I have a window at our new office and am looking at a newly formed lake just beyond the parking lot. It's also scarily dark.

( whoa | austin )

Tuesday, December 28, 2004
That tsunami was incredible. Thankfully, my family comes from the western part of India.

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Thursday, March 10, 2005
Slavery still exists. This isn't just the implicit slavery of sex trafficking, but the explicit ownership of people. Don't think it's gone.

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Monday, June 27, 2005
The Washington Post has an article you ought to read. On May 7, Susan Torres's previously benign and unknown melanoma in her spinal column began bleeding. 3 days later, she was brain dead. Today, Susan Torres is being kept alive by machines in the hospital even as the cancer spreads through her body, with her widower husband coming to watch her every day. Why have they kept this effectively dead woman alive? She is 24 weeks pregnant.

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Monday, September 26, 2005
I can name at least thirteen couples I know who had babies between January and June (not counting ourselves). That's a lot of procreation.

( whoa | babies )

Monday, February 06, 2006
My part of Austin is overrun with Honda Civics sporting fatty tailpipes, bolted-on wings, and primer paint jobs. I think the rice burners would crap their pants to see how long distance, high speed racers work. Alex Roy of Team Polizei must be a certifiable nut job. He (along with his fellow racers in their own vehicles) will take his car to ridiculous speeds of over 150 mph crossing Europe or the United States on long races. They dodge around regular traffic, evade and flee the police, and generally push themselves far beyond what is sane. Read the 2004 Gumball Rally Diary (celebrity spotting on Day 3)and watch some of their videos. I shudder to think of how much money these guys have spent on this hobby. There isn't even a prize for finishing first. Lunatics.

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Sunday, July 09, 2006
My high school is reprazented on Wikipedia.

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Monday, June 04, 2007

I think it's nuts to pay $500 + 2 year contract for a cell phone, but after seeing the ads, well, I understand.

( whoa | neat )

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Yipe. I can't tell if I'm more or less scared than by the one I linked before (two times!), but still pretty scary.

( news | whoa )

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

It's been raining a lot here lately. We've been pretty lucky, though; areas northwest of Austin have gotten 18 inches of rain just since midnight. And it's still raining.

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Friday, August 03, 2007

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

A contestant in the Miss Puerto Rico pageant had her gown and makeup laced with pepper spray. There's "competitive" and then there's insane. Apparently this kind of thing is not unknown in PR.

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